The face is only one part, but only if the personalities are compatible can they last a long time. Several couples around me are like this.

Then let me add "If the boss is in a good mood today", do I have to make him a cup of tea first😂

Last time I made a wish "It won't rain tomorrow", but it rained heavily the next day. I suspected that God was specifically against me.

Then we can form a group. I made a wish to sleep in, but the decoration upstairs started at 7 o'clock😂

Making tea depends on whether he drinks it or not. Maybe he wants to drink coffee today😂

Hahaha I made a wish last time not to be stuck in a traffic jam, but ended up being stuck in a traffic jam on the elevated highway for two hours. Doesn’t God like to do the opposite 😂

Then let me try changing the tea to coffee? It’s getting cold anyway😂

I don’t even bother to make a wish, since God’s recent KPIs don’t seem to be working well 😂

Then I have to pull hard and don’t let go halfway.

I met one on the subway last time. When I turned around, I almost dropped my phone.

I understand, you have to give yourself two seconds to mentally prepare before turning around.

Really, the last time I saw a guy in the supermarket, he turned around to get some milk, and my shopping cart went straight to the shelf.

I have a lot of say in this. The last time I queued up to buy milk tea, the person in front of me turned around and I almost lost my hold on the cup.

One thing to say, my roommate is like, every time she stands up from the sofa, I move half a meter to the side.

Hahaha, your visual sense is so strong, I laughed out loud, shelf: I provoked whomever.

I know you, the last time the person standing in front of me in the elevator turned around, I was pressed against the wall, like a gecko.

I met one on the subway last time. When she turned around, I was pressed against the door glass. The uncle next to me asked me if I wanted to get off.

I was pushed directly into the corner. She turned around and asked me why I was hiding so far away. I thought that I didn’t have anywhere to stand.

All right, I will head out first. Give me a shout if you need anything.

You go first, I'll guard you here

Then I'm going, don't let me miss you

I got into trouble with the camera at the door. If it stared at me, I would stare back.

Laughing to death. Whoever blinks first between you two loses?

You two are staring at each other with big eyes and small eyes. It will definitely win in the end. After all, they don’t blink.

If I were that girl, I would just find a crack in the ground and crawl in, hahaha

If I were to pretend to look at my phone on the spot, the screen wouldn’t even be unlocked.

I usually hold up my phone and pretend to make a call, but then the ringtone comes from my pocket.

Two bowls of rice are useless? Last time, I was so fucked that I burped and smelled like vegetables. I was lying there scrolling through my phone until it hit my face.

Haha, I did the same thing yesterday. After eating, I just collapsed on the bed and woke up after my phone smeared my face while scrolling through videos.

Uncle Zhang, what are you doing? I finished eating hotpot last week and was so full that I couldn’t even sit down. I stood and scrolled through Douyin for half an hour before I dared to lie down.

When you’re hungry, you only think about what you’re going to eat next, so you don’t have time to think about anything else, haha

Last time I ate too much and lay down on the sofa. As a result, I had acid reflux and my throat hurt. I got up in the middle of the night to look for omeprazole. You guys are fine.

Haha, dude, is the pie round now? I'm curious about the follow-up.

My cousin-in-law was also a good painter at the time. Now he cooks and does laundry at home every day. The cakes are so round when baked.

In the couple downstairs, the man originally promised to take her around the world, but now he doesn't even bother to go to the park downstairs, but she walks by herself every day.

I don’t know whether the cake is round or not, but the pan turned out to be quite round anyway, and I guess he won’t be able to make it round himself later.

To put it bluntly, some people like to hear nice things, and some people are willing to say nice things, so let’s get together. Who really makes a living by drawing pictures every day?

My mother was even more amazing. She folded the hotel slippers and stuffed them into her suitcase, saying she would keep them for guests to wear.

Hahahaha, this question from the waiter is so heartbreaking. If I were you, you would have said yes right on the spot. I will serve the dishes part-time. I will take this table.

Hahaha, the waiter was so venomous. If I had been stunned on the spot, I would have pretended to be calm and said, "Yes, I am responsible for this table" 😂

I directly said that you should take me away, anyway, this dress is already dead 😂

The same style has different fates. It was the same for me last time. She dressed like a model and I dressed like her aunt.

I'm convinced by what you said. Remember to pack a portion for me when you take it away 😂

I'll take note of your packing request first, but I'll have to wait until the waiter takes me away with my clothes 😂

This is so funny. Last time, my colleague also had this kind of top-notch understanding. He misunderstood the customer’s needs and still spoke plausibly.

Azhe, I couldn’t take what you said. Last time, my boss was also very understanding and asked me to make the plan simpler. I deleted it until only the title was left and he actually said that this is the right thing.

My boss asked me to make the PPT more grand. I added a few earths and he said it was not international enough.

It’s so outrageous that it belongs

I stand by Azhe. Our boss also said the same thing. He asked me to make the data convincing. I listed all the data to the four decimal places. He said it was too detailed and could not be understood. He just left a conclusion. When I left a conclusion, he said there was no data to support it. I was really convinced by his understanding ability.

Your sentence made me laugh out loud. The last time I wrote a weekly report, my boss asked me to "write more results." When I filled up the results, he said it was too dry. I added two sentences about the process and he said who wants to read this. Finally, I wrote three lines and he praised me for my progress.

Our leader also liked to say this at that time. Later, someone actually moved the camp bed into the office, and he was talked to the next day😂

Our leader was even more outrageous. After he said, "Treat the company as your own," someone actually came to work in pajamas and was interviewed by HR, haha.

The person who moved the camp bed was an honest person. One of our friends was even more outrageous. He brought a rice cooker to cook instant noodles, saying it tasted like "home" 😂

My former boss said, "The company is your home." I replied, "Then pay the rent." His face turned green 😂

I was really impressed by the operation of cooking instant noodles in the rice cooker. The smell filled the whole office. When the boss passed by, he asked who was making soup 😂

My mother also did this, but I was watching a dog fight. She said I was crazy, and I said you don’t understand that this is an international current event.

The time my mother opened the door and came in, I was watching geese chasing people. She asked what was interesting to watch. I said local news, and she said when had you ever cared about local news...

My dad handed me Fengyoujing as eye drops, and I almost ascended to the sky.

My mother gave me the hand cream as toothpaste. After brushing it for a long time, I felt the smell was weird. I thought it was a new mint-flavored enhanced version 😂

One time, my mother took the wrong bottle and slapped Dabao on my face. It turned out to be Sichuan pepper oil, which was so spicy that it made me burst into tears. She also said that this brand new product was a bit harsh.

I also asked directly. Once there was a riddle written on the wall of a teahouse. I was too lazy to guess and asked the boss what his password was. He was stunned and said 12345678.

I understand the boss's "stupefied" sound. He was probably thinking that the riddle was in vain. I did the same thing once at a noodle shop. There were four big characters written on the wall. I asked directly, and it turned out that the password was the pinyin of those four characters. Guessing for a long time.

This kind of riddle is for people to take pictures and post. If you really want to connect to the Internet, you have to rely on your mouth. I usually try eight 8 first, and if it doesn’t work, I’ll ask again, so I don’t have to use my brain 😂

I'm the same way. Last time I wrote some Zen code on the wall of a vegetarian restaurant, I called the waiter directly, and she said eight eights without raising her head. I'm afraid the writing on the wall is dusty😂

I didn't bother to guess at the Taoist temple last time, so I asked the man sweeping the floor directly. He pointed to the incense burner and said the password was engraved on the bottom. I moved it away and took a look - 88888888

Haha, I bought one of the same color last year, but it turned gray after washing it twice... Is this really whitening or is it a filter?

It’s true that you look whiter, but it’s also true that you’re gray after washing twice. I’ve stepped through the trap for you first 😂

It’s hard to find a perfect fit. I can tolerate a little bit of color fading. I don’t choose this when I wear clothes anyway, haha

Haha, I’d better not wash it now and wear it dirty😅 The fit is so good that I can tolerate it

The filter is definitely a bit off, but it’s really fine under the sun. I usually hand wash it in cold water and dry it inside out. It’s not dusty yet. I’ll report back next month 😂

Hahahaha, it’s rough and easy to maintain. I usually hand wash it in cold water and dry it inside out, mainly because I was scared of the gray sweatshirt I wore last time.

Stopped. Where is the object now?

I said the same thing last time, but I went there again the next day and my face hurt.

I said this eight times last year, and I still play it now

I swore to uninstall it last month, but it’s still on my phone now.

Face hurt +1, I even moved the game icon to the last page and dragged it back the next day

I deleted the app and downloaded it again. I even remember the account and password better than my birthday 😂

Which road did you live on at that time? I have a cousin who also lived in Kunshan for a few years and said that the street is quite lively at night.

Hey, did you also hear about it at that time? I remember that it was posted all over the Internet at that time, and my friend even specially sent the video to me to watch.

I live on Zhenchuan Road, and it’s really lively at night, with barbecue stalls open until midnight. But things went quiet for a while after that.

Living there, do you still dare to go out for barbecue at night? I guess I feel a little bit shadowy in my heart.

I live on Chaoyang Road, not far from Zhenchuan Road. When I cycle through that street at night, it is really bright and colorful. After that incident, my buddy specially took me to see the scene, and a lot of people gathered around it.

I lived in the north of the city at that time, which was far away, but this incident was very popular at that time, and all my friends circle was flooded.

Remember to kick me when you squat down. I want to see it too.

Let me tell you something first: My roommate sets the alarm clock to "Good Luck Comes", and the whole dormitory gets rich together at six o'clock every morning.

My roommate’s alarm clock plays the opening song of Xinwen Lianbo. Every day at seven o’clock on time, I know all the major events in the country, and I’m not even awake yet.

My roommate is even more surprised. The alarm clock is a chicken crow, but it is still intermittent. Every morning, I feel like I am feeding chickens in the countryside.

My roommate's alarm clock was a bombing siren. When it went off, I thought I was going to run to the bomb shelter, but he still turned over and continued to sleep.

My roommate went straight to death metal and was woken up by yelling every day. He also said that I was too asleep to listen.

My roommate put the alarm clock in the living room. When it went off, the whole house heard it but he couldn't. In the end, I had to turn it off.

I also have a friend like this. I have known him for eight years. We are usually busy with our own affairs. Last time I moved, he came as soon as I called him. After the move, he left without even eating. This kind of relationship is quite comfortable.

I also have this kind of moment where I scroll through my phone for a long time without even bothering to type a single word.

With the same style, I could lie on the sofa all afternoon without even bothering to click likes.

Me too, I lay down and flipped through my phone for a long time, but in the end I didn’t even send an expression.

Azhe, your words make the surveillance camera want to shut down after hearing it. I was even more amazing last time. After falling, I got up and gestured to the camera. It turned out that the power was not plugged in at all.

I laughed out loud during the part about Biye's unplugged. Last time I yelled "It's okay" to the camera after I fell. Later I found out that the camera was fake and it was all in vain.

Hahahaha I laughed out loud at the fake camera part. Last time I spent a long time in the elevator arranging my hair in front of a black screen, and when I came out I realized that the screen was not turned on at all.

The fake camera really deceived too many people... I was stroking my hair in front of the black screen in the mall, and the security guard watched the whole thing from behind 😂

It's polite to block the camera. I saw someone grab someone by the collar and ask them to delete it. The scene was quite embarrassing.

Chaos is chaos, but it’s another thing to hold up your phone and take pictures of your face. Try it if you are photographed at work.

I took this photo. I squatted for half an hour in the morning to wait for the light. My legs were numb.

I didn't squat for half an hour in vain. The light hitting the petals seemed to be plated with gold. I have never had such a good time when taking pictures of flowers.

I squatted for a long time last time, but the wind blew me all over. You are so lucky.

After three days of drying on the balcony, the smell may have seeped into the wall. Last time I opened the shell and squatted down on the corridor to eat it before I dared to enter the house.

Can I still keep the balcony for three days? Last time I left it at the door one night and the neighbor came knocking on the door 😂

Three days? I put it in the trunk last time, and the next day when I opened the door, it almost drove me away 😂

Last time I bought it and put it in the trunk of the car. On the way home, I opened the window and blew the wind all the way. The person in the back seat didn’t say anything the whole time 😂

The last time I put it in the refrigerator, even the milk the next day was durian flavored, so I threw it away 😂

The guy in the back seat has probably already broken up with you in his heart. Haha, I bought it last time and put it in the passenger seat. When I got home, I found that I was also pickled.

I bought it last time and put it in the trunk. When I got home, my mother asked me if I was eating hot pot in the car.

Is your waist okay? I'll call 120 for you. By the way, which hospital is it?

My waist is fine, I'm just worried about that hospital. This advertisement is too wild.

So the fire extinguisher stand is the real exhibit, and the iron pile next to it is the security guard.

I looked for a fire extinguisher as soon as I entered the house, more seriously than looking at paintings.

According to what you said, the salary of security guards should be higher than that of artists. After all, standing there is more stable than an iron statue.

Hahaha, the one in the club is really professional, but the wallet is not professional.

The club is professional. Once you go in, you will be disappointed when you come out. The last time I passed by, I took a look at the price list and ran away.

I also caught it when I was a kid. I thought it was quite romantic at the time. Now I think about it and put it in a bottle for one night and it suffocates me to death😅

At that time, we had to compete with each other to see whose bottle was the brightest, but the next day we all turned upside down. Now that I think about it, it was just a sin 😂

I don’t even understand the 99%, you guys talk first

I don’t even understand the 99%, you guys talk first

Laughing to death, we are both confused, let’s sit down to represent the class

Uncle Zhang, what you said is that who is not pushed away by life? Who can be decent and who doesn’t want to be decent?

Uncle Zhang, the eldest sister downstairs has some ideas. The eldest brother who sells grilled cold noodles at the entrance of my community covered the stall with LED light strips last week. From a distance, it looked like a concert.

Yes, how much is dignity worth? Let’s deal with today first and then talk about it 😂

The girl who sells cold skin in front of our community recently set up a loudspeaker to play "It's delicious and not expensive" in a loop. The volume was turned to the maximum. I was woken up at 7 o'clock in the morning. I thought there was a funeral in someone's house 😂

That look from uncle probably gave you full marks in my heart. Last time I was squatting down to pick yogurt, I almost brought the shelf down when I stood up.

It collapsed on the third day after I permed it. You look like you just had it removed.

I didn’t dare to look in the mirror for a month after getting permed last year. At least you can tell it’s curled, while my other one is completely burnt.

Steel wool can also be used to clean pots. That time I boiled it directly into instant noodles and it broke as soon as I combed it😅

You're pretty good. I got stuck at the corner of the slide, and someone from behind kicked me on the back. The lifeguard couldn't help but laugh when he saw it.

You can forget it. Last time, my swimsuit strap broke halfway through the queue, so I had to go into the water. I covered my chest the whole time and pretended to swim.

I know about covering your chest and pretending to swim. Last time I flipped my bikini top up and pretended to be backstroke, but I didn’t dare to stand up the whole time 😂

Last time, I turned over and went down on my stomach. When I got up, my swimming cap was tilted to the back of my head. I thought I swam butterfly 😂

The main reason is that there is not even a place for jumping in the house. The coffee table hits the coffee table within two steps of the living room.

What's the point of a remote control? I haven't even decided which corner of the sofa is mine.

It’s hard to drink quietly at home, and the atmosphere is gone when the child cries.

When I'm stuck in a traffic jam, I usually open the window and listen to the radio. It's useless to be anxious anyway. The fuel gauge should fall off anyway😑

I was stuck in a traffic jam so I was watching short videos, but when I looked up, the cars in front of me were already far away, and the horn behind me was honking, which made me feel guilty😅

If there's a traffic jam, I'll just turn off the engine and check my phone for a while. Anyway, it takes half an hour to start, so I can save a little on gas.

Ginkgo +1, but I remember this thing can’t be eaten directly?

Yuzu is right, the fruit is really hard to recognize just by looking at it. The rotten skin of Ginkgo biloba really sticks to your head. Once you smell it, you will remember it for a lifetime 😂

Yes, it must be cooked before you can eat it, and you can’t eat too much at one time. My grandma used to pick up a bunch of them and the smell wouldn't go away from her hands for several days.

The smell is really amazing. I squeezed one out of curiosity when I was a kid, and ended up washing my hands three times. I could feel the smell on my hands even when I was eating 😂

Yuzu is right, it does look like ginkgo. There is a tree in my community. It fell to the ground in autumn and became very slippery when stepped on. The smell was so overwhelming that I had to hold my breath when passing by 😂

Your eyes are stronger than mine. I stared at you for three seconds before I realized it was three people riding one car😅

Just reading the title makes my blood pressure rise. Who can stand this?

Lao Chen, don't quit. This game will be meaningless if you quit. Civilized people will have to work hard to get together at a table.

Last time, the person at the table next to me smiled and nodded the whole time and won in the end. I asked him the secret and he said he wasn't even listening to what the other person was saying.

Lao Chen, your retreat without a fight is the ceiling of civilization. What can others do?

It's harder to get your table together than it is during the Chinese New Year. If Lao Chen quits, I propose to give him a lifetime achievement award. The trophy will be a shut-up emoji.

Lao Zhou, you praise me like this, Lao Chen can't leave anymore, he is riding a tiger and it's hard to get off haha

I almost gave Lao Chen this award last time. He went to the toilet in the middle and came back without saying a word. He just sat there scrolling through his phone for half an hour.

Hahaha, I have to learn this trick. I can’t help but answer the call every time, and in the end I’m half angry to death.

Lao Chen went to the toilet and came back to find that the world was quiet. It would be unjust if I didn’t award this award to him 😂

I used to be like this, but later I discovered that the toilet is a good thing. If you want to get angry, you can go and squat for five minutes. Nothing will happen when you come back.

I laughed out loud after reading this. There is also an old man in our work, Chen, who always goes to the toilet before a meeting. When he comes back, the meeting ends, and he spends an hour in vain 😂

Me too, last time my mother and I ran to the bathroom in the middle of a quarrel. When she came back she had forgotten what the quarrel was about, and we looked at each other 😂

I tried squatting on the toilet to check my phone, but my anger was gone and my legs were numb. I came out holding the wall 😂

You're good at this. I once squatted for too long and stood up, and my vision went dark. I almost kowtowed on the toilet 😂

I once squatted until my legs went numb. The moment I stood up, I felt like a penguin just learning to walk. I held on to the washing machine for a long time 😂

The penguin part made me laugh so hard. I once stood up after squatting and knelt on the ground. My husband thought I was proposing 😂

The one in my family was even worse. After the argument, he squatted there and couldn't get up. I thought he admitted his mistake, but it turned out that his legs were numb and he couldn't get up 😂

Hahaha, I understand the Penguin part. Every time I stand up after squatting for a long time, I have to hold on to something for ten seconds, otherwise my eyes will turn black and I feel like my soul has not caught up with my body 😂

Your husband thought it was too funny to propose marriage. I stood up after squatting for a long time and my vision went dark. My mother thought I was hypoglycemic and insisted on giving me candy 😂

I stood up after squatting for a long time and my vision went dark. My son thought I was bowing to him 😂

Haha, I thought it was P at first glance, but it turned out to be true.

I saw similar slogans in the park last time, and there were actually people nearby... Forget it🤣

When I was a child, I saw on the wall of my hometown "If you relieve yourself here, the whole family will be fucked", it was even more cruel than this 😂

The slogans on the wall in my hometown are the most cruel. I have also seen "urine here and you will have no descendants" 😂

Hahaha, ours is even better, it says "Convenient here, convenient for the whole family" 🤣 I have to take a second look every time I pass by.

It's so funny, what's written on the wall of our toilet is "Step forward, civilize you and me", but no one steps forward, they all try to save trouble by standing at the door.

Laughing so hard. The slogan in our community is more direct: "Pee here, tools will be confiscated." I subconsciously pinch it every time I pass by 😂

You are quite subtle. In our public toilet, it is written directly "Urine into the pool, otherwise you will suffer from impotence". My dad said this is the most effective one 😂

The public toilets here are even more cruel. They directly write, "If you pee crookedly, it means there is something wrong with your character." Every time I go there, I feel like I am being judged by morality 😂

My dad said that when he was at the construction site, there was something written on the wall that said, "Urine outside and you will lose your descendants." He said his hands shook after reading it😂

What is written on the wall of our public toilet is "Get it right, don't let your wife laugh at you"😂

It would be too social for the owners to send this to a group, I would just move 😂

Our public restroom simply said "One small step forward, one giant leap for civilization", but the floor was still wet 😂

To be honest, the last time I saw "One small step forward" written on the wall in the expressway service area, it turned out that the sign on the ground was bigger than the words 😂

Hahahaha, your wife will laugh at you even more when she sees this 😂

Yours is pretty good. In our service area, it is written "peeing outside means you are short", but the floor is cleaner 😂

Forget it, she now tells everyone that I pee crookedly, and I can’t even explain it😂

Hahaha, it was so cruel to confiscate the tools. Our post was "Who peed the puppy", but on the third day, there was a row of people squatting in the corner🐶

Hahahaha, that stall is intentional, right? It’s a competition to see who is more conspicuous 😂

You are still laughing, my wife has already taken a screenshot and sent it to the family group, and my sister replied "Thank you for your hard work, brothers and sisters" 😂

I hit someone and got out of the car to hit someone. How much did I drink? It’s so crazy.

This kind of person should be sentenced to intentional homicide. Don't use drinking as an excuse.

It's enough to scare people just for a moment, but you also have a last hit. How can this be drunk driving? A pure lunatic.

Your friend is lucky. My cousin was also raped on that street last year. Now she is scared to see such news.

Agreed, drinking is not a shield, you will be very sober when you stab someone.

I bought four-fruit soup near there last month. Now that I read this kind of news, I feel a little confused.

Agreed, alcohol is just an excuse, he is just bad at heart. My cousin used to take out food in Shishipao and said that the street was crowded at night. Now that I think about it, I’m afraid.

This kind of person usually pretends to be a good person, but the secret is revealed as soon as the wine is on his head. In the end, he still bullies the weak and fears the strong.

This kind of person bullies the weak and fears the strong. He hits someone with his car and still thinks he is justified? He should really be given a taste of being stabbed

Let alone shopping, I will have to walk around that street every time I pass by it at night. It’s too scary.

The word "bullying the weak and afraid of the strong" is an understatement. If you hit someone and dare to get out of the car to hit someone, this is pure evil.

Such people should be treated as intentional homicides and should not use drunkenness as a shield. My friend also encountered a drunk driver last time in Quanzhou. Fortunately, it was just a scratch. Now I’m scared to think about it.

Wouldn't this kind of person be shot and kept for the New Year? If I had been there at that time, I would have rushed up and held him down, but it's a pity that I didn't.

Tell your cousin not to join in the fun these two days, life is more important than food. The vegetable market here was closed once, and the next day everyone was watching. The police couldn't stop them, and I was sweating for them.

There are a lot of migrant workers in Shishi, and Bagua Street is already chaotic at night, so people who live nearby will definitely panic if something like this happens. My cousin used to open a shop there and said that there were a lot of drunk people on that street at night, but this was the first time I heard about surgery.

This kind of person is really hopeless. He doesn't even know his last name after drinking some wine. My cousin used to work the night shift, and he was most afraid of meeting someone who was so drunk that it made no sense to him.

People who live nearby are in panic. When my cousin opened the shop, she often went to Bagua Street for supper at night. Now that I think about it, I’m afraid.

You are right, those people in the vegetable market are really dying to watch the excitement. My cousin is also stubborn. She just told me that the food at home is enough for two days and I don’t have to go out. I was relieved.

This kind of person should never be let out for the rest of his life. My cousin lives over there and her voice was shaking just now when she called her. Who dares to sleep tonight?

As long as your cousin is fine, ask them to lock the doors and windows tonight. I live in the next town, and I used to go there for late-night snacks. But this time I really don’t dare to go there. I’m scared just thinking about it.

Just listen to your cousin's advice. My aunt is also the kind of character who can't even shout, unless there is a supermarket downstairs. If something goes wrong, who can run away?

I tried to stuff myself into cropped pants but it was still difficult. They just got through the bars. Should the prison food slot be made smaller 😂

I can't even get through the cuffs of my down jacket, but he can get through the iron door directly😂

I cried about losing weight for three years but nothing happened. But he was fine. As soon as he tried hard, he was gone 😂

The last time I wore tighter jeans, I couldn’t even squat down, so they went right into the cell 🤣

I had to find a stool to sit down before tying my shoelaces, and this guy performed a transformation behind bars for me 😂

I'm afraid this guy has no bones. The food delivery opening is so big that I can't even put my head in it 😂

I can spend a long time just squeezing my head out of the collar of my sweater. This guy just got through the bars. Have you ever practiced yoga?

I also remember the one who was hungry and thin. It took two months just to drill a hole. If these two were locked up together, I think they could exchange experiences 😂

Now I can’t even take out the remote control from the crack of the sofa. They go directly through the food delivery door... I suggest the prison guard change the security door😂

I lowered my head and looked at my belly, forget it, I have no chance of bone shrinkage in this life 😂

If these two were really locked up together, I'm afraid if they didn't hold a jailbreak training class, the prison guards would cry to death 😂

I even had to turn sideways to squeeze through the subway door. I'm afraid this guy's noodles have turned into sperm.

The food delivery port never thought that it could be used as an escape tunnel. It can be regarded as a career highlight 😂

Training classes still have to charge tuition, and the prison guards become teaching assistants directly.

The revolving door got stuck last time I went through it. This guy has no bones.

This wave of prison guards are offering education, training and employment, and they will be free upon graduation 😂

The food delivery guy is probably still confused now. Originally he was only responsible for food, but suddenly he got a part-time job as a waiter.

Lao Zhang, if you say so, next time you deliver food, do you have to knock on the door and ask: Are you still leaving today? 😂

My back hurts just imagining the size of the food delivery port. Is his flexibility a natural talent or something he was forced to develop 😂

You're forced, he'll be able to get you out of any shape after three days of starvation

The gap was only big enough to stuff a lunch box, but he just handed it out as a takeaway.

Haha, next time when delivering food, should I knock on the door first and ask: Are you still leaving today?

My grandma was also like this, and later she didn’t believe it herself, haha, but this kind of video is really cool to watch.

It's right to stay away, but sometimes you can't hide, and people have to hold you back if they want to die themselves 😂

My grandma also said this, but I think if thunder were so powerful, the old locust tree at the entrance of the village would have been split eight hundred times 😂

The guy who stole the chicken is living well, which means God may be planning a big move 😂 I watched this video three times, it really relieves my anger.

What's the problem in your heart? Among the people I know, the test that I can’t pass is usually someone else’s, and he sleeps better than anyone else 😂

What's the problem in your heart? My cousin cheated on his relatives and even laughed when they talked about it at the dinner table. That kind of confinement didn’t exist at his place😅

I also have the one who pulls the chair in the middle of the night. Living above me for three years, I have learned to identify the location by listening to the sound 😂 If Lei Lei really cared about this, he should have killed it long ago.

What's the problem in your heart? My cousin refuses to pay back the money he owes, and posts about travel every day in his circle of friends. I think he has a better life than anyone else 😂

My cousin is the same. He defrauded his family out of money, and he still dared to serve food during the Chinese New Year. He was so thick-skinned that he could be bulletproof😅

If thunder were so powerful, the property in our community would have been destroyed long ago 😂

It’s so funny to identify someone’s position by listening to the sound. I can now tell whether he is wearing slippers or bare feet based on the sound 😂 If Lei Gong cares about this, the community must install a lightning rod array

You can hear it even if you are wearing slippers or bare feet. It would be a pity if you don’t work as an assistant to Mr. Thunder with your ears. 😂 If our building was really cracked by noise, the treadmill on the top floor would have started smoking.

The person above me who pulls chairs every day and midnight, did Lei Gong block him 😂

The guy skipping rope may have given God a rocket 😅 Our barbecue stall downstairs occupies the road every day. If Lei wants to be the first to take charge, he has to chop his parasol first

The guy with the treadmill on the top floor must have given me a red envelope already 😂😂 If we were to rank them by noise, the first one who should be hacked would definitely be the one who turns on the washing machine in the middle of the night.

Your ears have almost caught up with sonar, you can tell the difference between slippers and bare feet😂 If the guy above us heard this, he would probably have to wear socks instead.

The kids above us shoot balls at home every day. If Lei Gong had cared about this, he would have created sparks by now 😂

The restaurant above me probably pays the annual fee for the Thunder Bus. It chops the dumpling fillings at two o'clock in the morning like a pile driver. It's a sunny day 😂

The moment I went back and rummaged through the refrigerator, I really broke my guard. The same happened to my old lady. She was hungry for everything. When she rummaged through the refrigerator, she found last month’s steamed buns.

Lao Zhang, I don't dare to answer your question. If you do, I will have to call my mother again tonight. Last time I went back, she had dumplings from six months ago frozen in the refrigerator, and she said they were specially reserved for me.

They were all fresh last month. I suspect that the bag of ribs in my house was frozen when I was in college. My mother even said that they would be saved for me to make soup to replenish my body. I have been working for six years.

My mother's frozen layer can be called an archaeological site. Last time I found a piece of meat, my father took one look at it and said don't touch it. It was bought the year your brother was born. My brother is a sophomore in high school this year

Your mother is preparing a dowry for you in advance, haha, but the two-year-old shrimps... can probably be used as table tennis after thawing.

My mother still has frozen rice dumplings from the year I took the college entrance examination in the refrigerator. She said she would steam them for me to eat when I get married. Now my children can make soy sauce.

I'm afraid this bag of ribs in your house is not refined. It has been aged for six years. It can be archaeologically discovered after opening the bag. It is recommended to send it directly to the museum.

Two years is nothing. My mother said that the bag of fish in my house was for me to eat during my confinement period. I don’t have a partner yet.

The bag of shrimps in my mom’s refrigerator was frozen when I was in college, and now my baby is two years old. Last time I told her to throw it away, but she said she could still eat it, just melt it and make a scrambled egg... I really didn’t dare to put down my chopsticks.

Your mother and my mother can help each other. I still have a bag of shrimps from 2010 in the freezer at home. Every time I open the refrigerator, my mother says don’t touch it and save it for the Chinese New Year... It’s been fifteen years.

Table tennis is hilarious. My mom’s bag of shrimps can probably be played directly as marbles after thawing. Last time I secretly threw them away and she even found them in the trash can...

The same goes for my mom’s bag of hairtails. From the time I was in high school until now, she said she would use it for a banquet when I got married... I was already divorced and she said she would keep it for my second wedding 😂

Auntie is treating the refrigerator as a treasure trove of family heirlooms. She used it for her second marriage. Do I still have to keep it for her third marriage😂

My mom’s bag of hairtail was treated the same way. I threw it away secretly last time, but she picked it up in the trash can and said it was still edible. Now I hide when the refrigerator is opened, fearing that I’ll be chased by the fishy smell 😂

My mother's bag of shrimps had been frozen for three years. I threw them away last time, but she picked them up in the trash can and said they could still be used to make dumplings. I tasted one and it tasted like chewing a rubber band😂 Now when I open the refrigerator, I pretend I didn’t see the bag of stuff

My mom’s bag of frozen dumplings is even more amazing. Last time I threw it away, she dug into the trash can and picked it up. She said the dumplings were not broken. I took a bite and the cabbage inside was still frozen. Now I just use the freezer section of the refrigerator as a museum.

The bag of ribs in my mom’s refrigerator was frozen from the time I went to college to when I was working. She said she would keep it for the New Year... I suggested throwing it away, and she almost threw me out 😂

My mother's bag of bacon was hung from the Winter Solstice to the next Winter Solstice. I said it had become a specimen. She said the longer it hung, the more delicious it became. Later I didn’t care about it, since she didn’t want to eat it herself, so I just provided it to her 😂

The same goes for my mom’s bag of shrimps. I threw it away three times and she picked it up three times. Now as soon as I open the freezer layer, I hear her shouting not to touch that bag of treasure 😂

My mother dug out the bag of shiitake mushrooms from the dry container and found that they were infested with worms. She said they were still edible if they were dried in the sun. I took it and threw it away, but she picked it up for me from the trash can downstairs the next day and said, "What do you know? Only the ones that are infested by insects are fragrant."

Have all the mothers in this generation been trained in the same set of speech skills? Only the ones who are moth-eaten are fragrant. I am really convinced haha

My mother’s jar of honey has crystallized into stone from the year of SARS to now. She said that honey will last for thousands of years. Last year I couldn’t even dig it out with a spoon, and she said what do you know, this is called aged wine 😂

Your mother is so skillful in picking it up. I can imagine how proud she was while holding the bag and standing next to the trash can. 😂 My mother also picked up the jar of pickles that I threw away last time. She said that the jar was older than me. She was worried about throwing it away.

My cat glanced at me as he passed by and pretended to be asleep on the spot

My dog took one look at it and buried his head in the crack of the sofa. He couldn't even pull it out.

Haha, my dog barked twice at the screen. I don’t know whether he was in agreement or scolding.

The one in my house is even more awesome. After just one look at it, he starts licking his butt, pretending to be very busy.

Your dog was at least willing to take a look. My dog heard the sound from a distance and took a detour.

The one I have is more trouble-free. Just close your eyes and pretend to be dead.

You two are buried in the sofa and the other is pretending to be dead. Together you can put on a pantomime 😂

My dog turned away after watching the show and took his slippers in his mouth. It seemed like nothing happened. I admire this acting skill 😂

My dog barked at me twice, which probably means you are worthy of me?

Your dog’s reaction is so shameless, mine just sighed and left 😂

Your dog even barked twice, but my dog simply rolled his eyes and walked away. I shut myself up on the spot 😂

Mine just fell asleep on my lap, maybe it thinks my happiness has nothing to do with it 😂

Your dog is so skilled at holding slippers in his mouth, he does it all the time 😂

My family was even more ruthless. He pushed the dog food bowl directly to my feet and went to the balcony with the empty bowl in his mouth. The look in his eyes was "you can do it"😅

The one in my house is even more outrageous. After smelling it, he turned around and gnawed on the sofa leg, as if to say that this thing tastes better than your rice😅

It’s so proficient that I wonder if it has been practiced secretly. I don’t even dare to put my slippers around 😂

After I smelled it, I took three steps back and pushed the bowl toward me with my paw. I mean, you can handle it yourself😅

The one in mine just lay down on the ground and pretended to be dead. It couldn't even scream. I thought it was really fainted😂

Your dog is at least hiding. My dog comes right up to sniff, and after sniffing, he turns away and walks away without even wagging his tail, leaving me alone with the pot in embarrassment😅

I saw a man lying down directly in front of a shared bicycle, but when someone scanned the code to unlock it, no one was riding the bike he was lying on, so he got up and left in embarrassment.

I usually stay away from people like this lying on the ground, fearing that he might suddenly change his career and beg for money.

Last time I saw someone lying down, it turned out that he was really asleep, and there was half a bottle of Erguotou next to him😅

Gouzi: This acting is not good. I’ll add a face-sniffing session for you. Don’t laugh.

Teddy, this is a precise strike. It’s not good to smell anything but your face😂

When Gouzi sniffed it, he almost laughed out loud on the spot. What a professional quality bro 😂

The last time my friend pretended to be fainted, his dog just sat on his face, and he was defeated on the spot. The scene was even more exciting than a porcelain encounter.

Gouzi: You're in your chair, I'll sit in mine, we cooperate very well 😂

My stupid dog is even more amazing. As soon as a person lies down, it starts digging, just like burying bones. If anyone touches it, he will be buried alive on the spot 😂

In my house, I just don’t shave my face, I lick my face instead, I pretend to be dizzy and just laugh, it’s faster than touching porcelain 😂

My dog ignored him at all, sniffed it twice and left. There is no word "savior" in the dog's dictionary 😂

The one in my house just went up to its mouth and chewed the hair, pretending to be dizzy and bouncing in pain, and the accident turned into an emergency 😂

The one I have at home is even more awesome. He came over and smelled it, then sat on my belly, almost making him faint.

Your family is cooperating with the performance, but mine just pretended not to see it and went around to find my mother for food😑

Lao Chen, you also like this kind of shopping. The last time I went there, I was looking for a noodle shop, but I got sidetracked and ended up taking pictures in the alley all afternoon.

Lao Chen, you have a sharp eye. I passed by this sign three times before I noticed it. Last time I went into a side alley to avoid the rain and I took this photo casually. I really can’t tell you the exact name of the road 😂

Haha, Old Chen, the last time I passed by, I was stunned for two seconds before I realized. I really can’t name this street. It’s just in the old city. Let’s go sweep the street together some other time?

Lao Chen, I feel guilty when you ask this question. It’s in that old alley in the south of the city. I turned in following a cat that day. The cat ran away and the photo is left behind.

I also believed in cats leading the way, but it ended up running away through a crack in the wall, leaving me alone wandering around in the alley😂 Is that wonton seller still there?

Okay, but you agreed not to let me lead the way. Last time I turned in with the cat and even lost myself 😂 That alley looks so similar. If you know the way, I'll treat you to wontons.

I was also led astray by the cat, and in the end it jumped up on the wall to laugh at me 😂 It looks like the area in the south of the city, with narrow alleys and green brick walls, just like the place where I got lost last time

Lost cats can be found again. The one I followed that time was never seen again. It was all in vain 😂 This wall looks like the alley under the water tower?

I went to that wonton stall last year and it's still there. The owner changed it to a small cart, but the taste hasn't changed. But I really can’t believe the cats. The one I followed last time jumped directly onto the roof😑

Uncle Zhang, what you said makes me want to eat wontons, but I stand with you on the cat issue. I followed one last time, and it squatted on the wall and watched me spin around. I thanked it😂

Lao Zhang, I’m afraid your camera is not the same as cats. It specializes in taking pictures of corners where people can recognize their way 😂 I insisted last time that I knew the way, but it turned out to be a dead end when I walked in.

Ha, I live nearby, and the mosquitoes in the corner are much more enthusiastic than the cats, so I don’t need to feed them at all. I’ve also done this before, and in the end, they licked their paws on someone else’s window sill and looked at me standing there stupidly.

It was exactly the same as what happened to you and the cat. Mine got under the car and squatted there to look at me. I squatted there to look at it. The aunt passing by thought I was looking for a cat😂

The one downstairs in my house is even more awesome. I followed him to the door of the convenience store. He squatted there and watched me buy ham sausage. He glared at me before I gave him the last bite.

Hahaha, if you don’t give it ham sausage when you buy it, it will remember you for the rest of its life. It will be polite to walk around next time when I see you 😂

The last time I was carrying a bag of fried chicken, the orange cat followed me for half a street, and when I finally found out it was an empty bag, he turned upside down and squatted on the roadside, licking his ass and ignoring me 😂

Fuck you, I did the same thing last time. The cat followed me all the way carrying the sausage. When I got to the corridor, I broke off half of it and gave it to it. But the person sniffed it and turned around and left. They thought I gave him too little, right?

The empty bag is half way across the street. Is this cat really hungry or has bad eyesight? Haha

The swimming pool water is so sour and refreshing, just thinking about it makes your legs weak

Hahahaha, the first time I went to a hot spring the day after my shave, I felt restless.

After shaving for the first time, I had to spread my legs to walk, like a penguin. I understand you.

I stupidly went to the beach after shaving. The salt water was so strong that I squatted on the beach. The uncle next to me thought I was cramping.

The first day I wore jeans after shaving, it felt so good that I wanted to take off my pants right after I took two steps.

Jeans are pretty good. When I wore those hard trousers to a meeting, I almost jumped out of my chair when I sat down. The colleague next to me asked me if I had hemorrhoids...

After my first shave, I wore jeans when I went out. I walked as if I was just a toddler. My friend asked me what was wrong with my leg. I said it was a strain and I couldn’t make up anything else.

On the day after I had my shave, I was so confident that I wore leggings on a date. The moment I sat down, my facial expression completely collapsed. She even asked me if the chair had nails.

The first time I went for a run the day after shaving, I felt itchy when the sweat soaked in. I wanted to scratch it while I was running but felt embarrassed. Finally, I turned into a public toilet and squatted for ten minutes before I recovered.

Haha, I’ve used this excuse of strain before, but I told the coach. He asked me which muscle I had with a serious look on my face, and I got stuck on the spot.

I have used the excuse of strain before, but I told my colleague. She asked me which leg, I looked down at my jeans and said both legs were strained😅

Fuck you, I understand you. I went to the beach the day after I shaved. When the waves hit me, it was as if salt had been sprinkled on it. I jumped up and shouted. The kid next to me asked my mother if that uncle had been stung by a jellyfish 😂

When the coach asks which muscles I usually say the core, he can’t open it to see anyway😏

It’s so funny, I really don’t dare to try the hot spring trick, just taking a shower feels like needles. That time I put on jeans and went out immediately after shaving. I regretted it after taking two steps. I moved like a penguin the whole time. My friend thought I had hemorrhoids🤦

Climbing a mountain is so real. After shaving my hair, I went to play badminton. When I took a step, it felt like I was being pulled. My teammates asked me if I had a strain, and I could only nod 😂

Laughing to death. I went to the beach after shaving. The sand felt so sore and I walked with my legs crossed the whole time. My friend also asked me if I had cramps in my feet. I said yes, yes.

Hahaha, swim two laps, you are really cruel. When I went for a run after shaving, every step felt like someone was pulling me down. After running half a lap, I pretended to have a stomachache and ran away😅

I shaved before going to play soccer, and the friction I felt while running made me question my life. I went down to pretend to have cramps during halftime 😂

Hahaha, after watching you guys, I feel balanced. It turns out that everyone relies on their acting skills to survive. Back then, I shaved my head and went to play ball. When I jumped up and landed, I bared my teeth. My teammates asked me what was wrong and I said the insole was slippery.

That's good for you guys. I went to play basketball after shaving my hair. When I landed on the rebound after grabbing a rebound, I froze. My teammates even praised me for my solid landing😅

The network administrator said that it doesn't matter. I probably thought your legs were numb after staying up all night. I went swimming after shaving, and when I entered the water, I almost performed a water float on the spot.

It’s better to give a pair of earplugs to those with golden voices. I bought three pairs last time, but I couldn’t stop myself from wearing two pairs.

It's better to knock on the door and ask if you need help. I did knock on the door last time, and it was quiet until now. It's social but effective.

I mustered up the courage to knock on the door last time, but someone opened the door and asked me to borrow some soy sauce. We looked at each other awkwardly for three seconds.

I tried wearing headphones to play white noise, but the noise was louder than her, and she couldn't sleep.

The couple downstairs are the ones who throw things. Last time a bowl flew out, I thought it was an earthquake. Now when I hear the bowls ringing, I know it's started again.

It's nothing to throw a bowl. The couple above me were moving furniture in the middle of the night. I thought they were going to move the bed to the balcony to watch the sunrise.

The bowl flying out is so visual. There was a cat parkour downstairs in the middle of the night. I thought someone was knocking on the ceiling, but later I found out that it was the fat cat jumping down from the cabinet.

Your ears have almost developed a special skill, haha. There was a quarrel next to me before, but later I found out that it was a couple arguing in the middle of the night and throwing slippers. When there was a bang, I thought someone was hitting my door.

You said you have such great physical strength. I really can't hold it in. If I were to dig my toes on the ground, I would have to take a detour whenever we meet in the future.

I know the sound of slippers being thrown against the wall. I was dragging a chair in the middle of the night. The crunch made me jump out of bed.

You're on military training now. The guy above me moved the bed in the middle of the night. Squeak, squeak, I thought it was a ghost movie being filmed next door.

I know how to move the bed. I had to move the wardrobe upstairs in the middle of the night. I lay on the bed and counted how many moves they made. I fell asleep on the third move.

One of you has gained muscle and the other has dark circles under your eyes. It’s worth paying the fitness fee.

I understand the sound of skipping rope, thump, thump, thump, it’s like a heartbeat, or someone else’s heartbeat, you can only lie down and listen. I later bought earplugs, but I couldn’t hear the alarm clock and was late three times.

Uncle Zhang, you're fine. My guy was chopping dumpling fillings at four in the morning. I once suspected that he was running a breakfast shop.

The visual sense of your counting is so strong. Last time I gave up after counting to the second time and got up directly to drink water to calm down my shock.

Uncle Zhang, you think this is a good idea. The person upstairs in my house was practicing skipping in the middle of the night. I thought the upstairs was being renovated.

Chopping dumpling fillings at four o'clock is too harsh. My guy was playing the erhu at 2:30 in the morning. I thought he was playing accompaniment for ghosts. Later I found out that he simply couldn't sleep and was looking for something to do, so I wanted to ask if we could find something to do at another time.

I was moving furniture downstairs in the middle of the night, and there was a bang, bang, bang, bang. I thought he was doing an escape room at home.

Hahaha, me too. I applied for an annual card and went there three times. Now I can’t find the card.

My card is probably lying in a drawer somewhere. We are sending money to the gym😂

If you can’t find your card, it means your body is automatically helping you save money. It’s not a loss this time 😂

I’m familiar with favorites being dusted. I trained with Pamela for three days last year, and now I can’t even find the video 😂

Haha, my favorites are full of vest line tutorials, and I’ve probably clicked on only two of them, and they were all hand-swiped 😂

I'm better than you. Pamela followed me for five days. On the sixth day, she even rolled up the yoga mat and stuffed it under the bed😂

You two are more passionate about fitness than me. I even rolled up my yoga mat but found it was rolled backwards hahahahahaha

The words on my card are all worn away. When I enter the door and swipe my card, people think I have a supermarket membership card😂

I can still find your card. I don’t know where I threw mine. The salesperson probably changed it several times 😂

My card is used directly as a bookmark. The last time I flipped through the book, I was stunned for a long time. What is this 😂

Haha, you saw through it, my card is still in the wallet compartment pretending to be dead 😂

My card is even more outrageous. The only effect it has is to make me feel guilty every time I see it😂

Sales may have set a monument in your mind 😂

The same goes for my card. Every time I look in my wallet and see it, I want to pretend I don’t recognize it 😂

I really can’t imagine that something like this could happen in a school. How could parents think of this when they put their children in the car every day?

The position of a school bus driver is so terrible. Children have to be alone with him for a while every day, and their parents cannot see them at all. More than 40, which means it wasn’t just one or two days. Didn’t anyone notice it in the meantime?

It scares me to think about it. When I was a kid, I took the school bus, and my parents felt relieved that there was a driver around. In fact, that stretch of road was the most insecure.

Not to mention the parents, I was stunned for a long time just looking at this number. This section of the school bus is really a blind spot. No one would know if something happened.

More than forty people. How long did it take for this to be discovered? Didn't you notice any abnormalities in the middle?

The road on the school bus was really like that. Parents thought everything was fine when they got to the bus and saw the driver was there. In fact, they had no idea what happened in the middle. It took more than 40 years to be discovered, and the time span is still so long. The more I think about it, the more panic I get😔

My niece also took the bus, and the driver kept asking her which floor she lived on, which sounded wrong. Later, my sister changed the route directly and would rather walk an extra 20 minutes.

Who is in charge of recruiting people in an outsourcing company? My cousin's school changed its school bus company last year, and they didn't even disclose the driver's name. If asked, it's a "commercial secret."

My sister is like this too. She would rather drive an extra forty minutes every day. She says that the half hour in the car means she can’t see or touch anything, which makes her feel uneasy. It's a bit tiring, but it's worry-free.

There are more than 40 children. How long will this last before they are discovered? What are the daily inspections of the school doing?

Trade secrets...the safety of the children has become something that cannot be asked. Our school bus driver did post a photo, but it was just a face. Who knows if the background was checked or not?

Even the name is considered a trade secret, so what kind of secret is the child's safety? My daughter’s school is like this too. I’ve been picking her up and dropping her off for three years and I don’t know the driver’s last name.

My sister is like this too. She would rather drive an extra forty minutes every day. She says that the half hour in the car means she can’t see or touch anything, which makes her feel uneasy. It's a bit tiring, but it's worry-free.

What's the point of posting a photo? My child's school bus driver even has an expired health certificate. I asked twice and the school said it was in process.

It took more than a year for the news to come out. Did the school really not find out or suppress it? My daughter’s school changed her driver without even a notice.

The expiration of the health certificate is a trivial matter. The school didn't even check whether my baby's driver had points deducted from his driver's license. When I asked him, he said, "You can rest assured after years of cooperation." Who can rest assured if something goes wrong?

We have been working together for many years, so I feel reassured. This sentence makes me angry. My son's school is the same. I don't know when the driver will be changed. If I ask in the group, the teacher still thinks you are too busy.

When my son's school driver was replaced, he didn't even give a shit. When asked, it was an "internal arrangement." More than 40 children have not said a word for more than a year. It’s not that they haven’t discovered it, but they don’t dare to discover it.

If you really turned the accelerator and ran away that time in Thailand, you would probably be writing a short essay now... You should pay the fine honestly when you go out. A few hundred baht can solve the problem.

Sihanoukville is really not the same thing as Thailand. The traffic police there don’t stop you just for a few hundred baht. My friend was also stopped in Sihanoukville last year. Fortunately, he was not wearing a helmet and he paid twenty dollars and left. You've found something now. If you can come back, you'll be lucky.

My friend also got into trouble in Sihanoukville. He tried to run without wearing a helmet, but he fell and lost his car and was fined. You...are really trying to save your life.

Why are you running? The helmet only costs a few dollars, and you just turn the throttle and you are sent right in. My friend also wanted to run away that time, but the car overturned and the person suffered worse than the fine.

You can leave with only twenty dollars. It’s really smoke from your ancestral graves. You can still sit here and post something after finding something in your cigarette box. You’re so lucky.

The policemen in Westport are just waiting for you to turn the accelerator. If you don't run, nothing will happen. But those things in the cigarette case are really important. The helmet only costs a few bucks, bro.

I stayed in Westport for half a year, and I just stuffed a few dollars into the place without wearing a helmet. If you had to run, if a sports car stalled, wouldn't that hit the muzzle of a gun? But seriously, you are so brave to ride a bicycle with something in your cigarette case in a place like that.

You haven't had your cigarette case searched in the past six months, right? Can you try to search it? As for the helmet, it's true that just putting some money in it will be enough, but running around with something in your pocket is another matter, and it's hard to explain.

The cigarette case is really troublesome, but the helmet thing can be solved by just stuffing a few dollars in Sihanoukville. Your buddy is lucky. Can a DUI check be the same as finding something?

I believe the part about the car stalling. That’s what those crappy motorcycles in Cambodia are like. The more anxious you are, the more disobedient they become. But seriously, buddy, it’s only a matter of a few dollars for a helmet, but if you still dare to run away with something in your cigarette case, aren’t you turning a small matter into a big deal?

That car stalled was really weird, as if it was deliberately trying to trick you. But then again, you have that thing in your cigarette case and you still dare to twist the accelerator, you are really big-hearted, buddy.

You were probably confused the moment the car turned off, hahaha. But to be honest, the helmet only costs a few dollars. If you have to run, you can just run away. There are still things in the cigarette case. Isn’t this just a buff for yourself?

As soon as the cigarette case came out, its nature completely changed, and the helmet was nothing. My friend was stopped in Sihanoukville. He only had a few dollars in his pocket, so he stuffed it in and was let go with a wave of his hand. You were carrying something and you dared to turn the accelerator. Who else wouldn't press the pedal?

Haha, I really don’t know about the five-dollar box lunch, but your friend’s meal is probably more deceptive than what’s sold at the door of the detention center. You're right, the amount of money for the fine is really not even a small change compared to the stall behind.

I understand the expression on the policeman’s face. Last time I was dragged to a square dance at the subway entrance, it was the same style as Shengwu Lianlian.

Ah Zhe, I can’t answer what you’re saying. I think the policeman may be thinking about what to eat after get off work. He looks helpless but is a Buddhist at heart 😂

I'm curious whether the cross is held up or tied around the waist. This detail determines the gold content of the whole job.

I bet the fifty cents are held up, don't tie yourself up with the ones on your waist, it's very dangerous to twist them

Your square dance was voluntary after all, but the police were forced to undergo a purification ceremony 😂

It’s so real to be dragged to a square dance after handing out flyers, but you can run away at least, and the police have no place to run even if they want to 😂😂

The last time I was handing out flyers at the entrance of the supermarket, an old man forced me to hand out two kilograms of oranges. The reason was that "the young man looks like my grandson." I was stunned and spent the entire afternoon holding the oranges while handing them out 😂

The look on the policeman's face is like he is playing the song "I am a People's Police" on a loop in his head to cheer him up 😂

You can still find excuses for dancing in the square, but the policeman can't even move his feet, he can only silently calculate how many years he has until retirement 😂

Hahaha, I understand the pain of handing out leaflets, but the policeman really has no way out, he can only stand there as a backdrop 😂

The look in the policeman's eyes is so familiar to me, it's the "I didn't include this in my salary" look 😂 But then again, if this girl really took out the stereo, he would probably apply for a job transfer immediately.

I had the same expression during the Monday morning meeting, but at least they had a cross in their hands, and I only had a cup of cold coffee 😂 Brother police, thank you for your hard work

Compared with the morning meeting on Monday, I think the police officer is even worse. The morning meeting lasts for ten minutes at most. This person can neither walk nor hide 😂

The policeman brother’s toes must have been dug out of the three bedrooms and one living room. He can’t walk away, and he doesn’t dare to look at it 😂

Your soul has drifted away. I think the policeman’s soul has been directly saved 😂 Last time someone in our community wore a doll costume to post an advertisement and was chased by security, the security guard didn’t look so desperate.

This big brother’s eyes are straight. He is probably silently reciting which article of the "Public Security Management Punishment Law" can be used 😂 If I were him, I might ask for an excuse on the spot and say that I am not feeling well.

Haha, the cross can't save him, but it can embolden myself 😂 If I were a police officer, I might have taken out my cell phone and pretended to answer the call and ran away.

If I were that policeman, I might start reciting my police badge. Halfway through, I realized that no one was listening to me 😂

Lao Zhang, what you said is right. If I were the policeman, the first sentence at the beginning of the report would have to be "The situation was quite complicated at that time" 😂

If I were that policeman, I might have been thinking in my mind, "This is not my business, this is not my business" 😂

If I were that policeman, I would probably have already started to think about how many days are left for my rest break 😂

It’s quite difficult, but what’s even more uncomfortable than not having enough to eat is that you don’t even have a choice.

If you don’t have enough to eat, you’re hungry, if you don’t have a choice, you’re holding back. It’s really too painful to have both.

After watching it, I just feel a tightness in my chest. I have no choice. I am all pushed by life.

I thought about how I used to be picky about takeout because I thought it was expensive. Now I don’t know what to say when I look at this number. An egg costs one thousand. If it were me, I would be confused.

A salary of 400,000 yuan is 1,000 yuan per egg, which is enough to feed one day. What kind of life is this?

Last month, I complained that the pancakes downstairs had gone up by two yuan, and I was arguing with the boss for a long time... When I saw an egg costing a thousand yuan, I suddenly felt that my fussing was quite boring.

The last time I went to the market, I thought eggs were expensive at 60 cents each, but they only cost 1,000 yuan... I really can’t express my complaint.

I complained to my colleagues all afternoon because the takeout price increased by two yuan...an egg costs a thousand yuan, so let's put aside our complaints.

Yesterday I was still debating whether I should switch to another milk tea because the price of milk tea had increased by one yuan... Forget it.

An egg here costs less than one yuan. Looking at this number, I really can’t imagine how we live.

Yesterday, I thought the pancakes downstairs had increased by 50 cents. Compared with others, this is nothing...

Thinking about it, it’s too expensive for us to add eggs, and people are willing to sacrifice their lives for a meal, ugh

Last month, I complained about it for two days because my eggs had risen to 80 cents... I really felt like I was being hypocritical when I saw this.

A while ago, I struggled for a long time because takeout was two yuan more expensive. After reading this, I was really speechless...

A while ago, I was worried that the pork trotter rice had gone up by three yuan, and I was wondering whether I should switch to another restaurant. But when I saw this... I suddenly felt that our trivial matter was not worth mentioning.

A while ago, I was struggling for a long time because the price of pig's trotter rice had increased by two yuan, but I immediately fell silent when I saw this. Living is more difficult for them than eating.

We thought the takeout was two yuan more expensive and we could change it to another one, but they didn’t even have the option to change it.

400,000 kyats are only about 600 yuan. I can't afford this amount of money a month. I used to be angry that the fast food downstairs had gone up by three yuan for a long time, but now that I think about it, there is really nothing to be angry about.

Six hundred yuan is one thousand for an egg over there. How many can you buy in a day? I used to be so angry because the company downstairs got a two-dollar raise. It really hurts my back to stand and talk.

When I saw the sentence "The money I earn in the factory is not enough to eat," I felt panicked. We can still find another one if we find it too expensive, but they have no choice.

The box in my refrigerator is about to expire. After reading this, I really don’t know what to say. Let’s go fry an egg... ugh

Six hundred yuan, one thousand for an egg, two thousand for breakfast... I was still debating whether to add intestines or not in the morning, I can't afford to add rice.

Sometimes when I encounter something like this, I really scratch it. It’s not that I don’t care, but I don’t know what to do after seeing it. But you are right, no one talks about it, let alone no one remembers it

In the morning, I thought the tea eggs had gone up to 2.5 yuan, while others paid for 1,100 yuan... After calculating this, I really lost my temper.

In the morning, I thought the tea eggs had gone up to 2.5 yuan, while others paid for 1,100 yuan... After calculating this, I really lost my temper.